Disclaimer

Really, you guys?

Can't believe I have to do this. LOL

One stormy day, right during the storms, my hosting provider shut down this site to perform a server upgrade. It was at that moment that MORE THAN ONE PERSON claimed that their very lives were in danger:

So. Fer crissakes, don't rely on this site to guide you while making life or death (or even potentially medically catastrophic) decisions.